"And now for an exercise in absurdity: a nurse who refuses to prescribe contraception is suing a family planning clinic because it refused to hire her. It refused to hire her for a very simple reason, which probably seems obvious: It’s a family planning clinic, and she refused to perform family planning services. Rather than take that as a fairly reasonable basis for rejection, and conclude that perhaps she would be happier and of more use in a different context (a crisis pregnancy center, perhaps), the nurse decided to sue the clinic, claiming that it discriminated against her on the basis of her religion."
Her: Pay me to do this job.
Them: Will you actually do the job?
Her: HOW DARE YOU! Discrimination! Do you know how hard it is to be a white christian in America these days? Well, I’m not sitting at the back of the bus anymore! I’m going to SUE you!
Them: The fuck?!
Everyone else: No really, the actual fuck?